“Dear God, please make the Texas Rangers good.

Amen.”

“…. but God, I do like my seats.

Amen….again”

-bart

-bart

Today I am heading to Boston with my wicked awesome wife to attend opening day at Fenway park.

Here is my dilemma, a great friend of mine pitches for the Detroit Tigers, the team that is playing against the Red Sox on opening day. Do I wear my Detroit hat and support the team who got me in the game and risk being injured by Sox fans, or do I wear my Red Sox hat and soak up a day of being part of Red Sox nation?

Or maybe I should wear my Rangers hat, my first love, and let both sides point and laugh at me due to the fact that nobody in the world takes Texas Rangers baseball seriously except for the Ranger faithful. Decisions decisions.

Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of “Bart and the Fenway Fiasco.”

Dear God,
Thank you for the Ivy wall at Wrigley Field, and for Major League Baseball’s Opening Day. Amen.
Oh and I am still upset about that Carolina BBQ…amen…again.