I was par-oozing the interweb today and came across something we did a couple of years ago. Back when MySpace was a good wholesome place where predators could run free…sarcasm folks…I found a batch of songs we wrote for every 1000 myspace friends we got. Comedy at it’s finest. Enjoy.
10,000 Friends
11,000 Friends
12,000 Friends
13,000 Friends
14,000 Friends
15,000 Friends
16,000 Friends
17,000 Friends
18,000 Friends
19,000 Friends
20,000 Friends
Which one is your favorite?
-bart
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Jess
May 8th, 2008 at 7:30 amQuality-wise, I’d have to go with 16 and 18,000. But, 17 was just what I needed to get my first laugh for the day!!
So much talent in one little space!
Thanks for making life a little lighter, guys!!
~Jess
Georgia Mom
May 8th, 2008 at 7:47 amI would have to say 16,000 was my favorite. But, 17,000 was just plain hilarious. It was really hard to choose. Thanks for the laugh today!
Heidi
May 8th, 2008 at 8:24 amHA! These were great the 1st time I heard them on MySpace. Thanks for the laugh. 17 is hilarious. I think my favorite part is in 14, “I grew up in the deep South. You grew up in BALTIMORE!”
MMmike
May 8th, 2008 at 10:43 amcome on people…how can you not appreciate Heavy B. If you only knew the depth of Bart’s hip hop talents….
mike
Alexander
May 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm12,000 is hilarious, to be honest. I like 19,000 the best though. One great big smile!
Robbie Paisley
May 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pmThese are still just as funny as when I listened to them on MySpace. I think 17,000 is my favorite though. Its funny hearing your voice changing from high pitch to deep on the different songs. Barry, you have a good voice too.
I kept wanting to say Hee Haw on the 18,000 blue grass song. My granddaughter wants me to let you know that her favorite is 20,000 she likes that hop hop sound of Heavy B. Word.
sgt, wayne hall u.s army
May 8th, 2008 at 10:58 pmi love your music i have been to iraq twice with my cav unit as a cav scout lost my vision in right eye and love your song your the blame do you have a compli-cd for that song if yall done yall should
Pete
May 8th, 2008 at 11:35 pm17 was the best one….
Gette
May 9th, 2008 at 7:54 amThat’s enough for an album, guys. When can we expect it? So for me, 13, 14 , 15 are the contenders but 13 wins! I loves me some blues.
Tom Lister
May 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pmOkay, I double dare you to put something like 11,000 Friends on the next album! Good stuff!!!
TLC
May 10th, 2008 at 12:11 amHey Tom Lister, are you a pilot? Just wondering if you are the Tom Lister I know?
xxFell-2-Hardxx
May 13th, 2008 at 4:38 pmI have to say it’s a 3 way tie 13,16,17. But they were all very cool and funny!